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This list was submitted by Jackalope_Ghost on Monday, December 30th, 2024 at 11:30 AM PST for The 2025 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the 2025 Party Time Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Eva SaintAlive?
9Tom BrokawAlive86
8Joanne WoodwardAlive?
7Ruth Buzzi May 1st, 202588
6June Lockhart October 23rd, 2025100
5Liza MinnelliAlive80
4Tippi HedrenAlive96
3Angie DickinsonAlive?
2Pope Francis April 21st, 202588
1Mamie Van DorenAlive95
15 points 3 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998