This list was submitted by Jackalope_Ghost on Monday, December 30th, 2024 at 11:30 AM PST for The 2025 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
This list is in the 2025 Party Time Boneyard.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Eva Saint | Alive | ? |
| 9 | Tom Brokaw | Alive | 86 |
| 8 | Joanne Woodward | Alive | ? |
| 7 | Ruth Buzzi | May 1st, 2025 | 88 |
| 6 | June Lockhart | October 23rd, 2025 | 100 |
| 5 | Liza Minnelli | Alive | 80 |
| 4 | Tippi Hedren | Alive | 96 |
| 3 | Angie Dickinson | Alive | ? |
| 2 | Pope Francis | April 21st, 2025 | 88 |
| 1 | Mamie Van Doren | Alive | 95 |
| 15 points | 3 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998