This list was submitted by LaMuerte on Monday, December 30th, 2024 at 9:56 AM PST for The 2025 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
This list is in the Bring Out Your Dead Boneyard.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Alan Greenspan | Alive | 99 |
| 9 | Eva Saint | Alive | ? |
| 8 | June Lockhart | October 23rd, 2025 | 100 |
| 7 | Pope Francis | April 21st, 2025 | 88 |
| 6 | Clint Eastwood | Alive | 95 |
| 5 | Emperor Akihito | Alive | ? |
| 4 | Angie Dickinson | Alive | ? |
| 3 | Doc Severinsen | Alive | ? |
| 2 | Willie Nelson | Alive | ? |
| 1 | Bill Clinton | Alive | ? |
| 15 points | 2 hits |
Hello?
Yeah, what?
Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?
What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?
That's not golden, that's dog shit.
No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.
Yeah, same to you.
Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??
(d) September 28th, 2002