I am the dark one #4

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This list was submitted by I am the dark one on Saturday, December 28th, 2024 at 11:14 AM PST for The 2025 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Sophia LorenAlive?
9Donald TrumpAlive80
8Alan GreenspanAlive100
7Pending Fame Committee Review 
6William ShatnerAlive95
5Alan AldaAlive90
4Loretta Swit May 30th, 202587
3Mike FarrellAlive87
2Sonny RollinsAlive?
1Michael J. FoxAlive65
4 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013