This list was submitted by I am the dark one on Saturday, December 28th, 2024 at 10:40 AM PST for The 2025 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 100 |
| 9 | Liza Minnelli | Alive | 80 |
| 8 | Michael J. Fox | Alive | 64 |
| 7 | Julie Andrews | Alive | ? |
| 6 | Alan Greenspan | Alive | 100 |
| 5 | Vladimir Putin | Alive | ? |
| 4 | Alan Alda | Alive | 90 |
| 3 | Jamie Farr | Alive | 91 |
| 2 | Loretta Swit | May 30th, 2025 | 87 |
| 1 | Mike Farrell | Alive | 87 |
| 2 points | 1 hit |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998