This list was submitted by mauro on Wednesday, December 25th, 2024 at 2:09 AM PST for The 2025 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Pope Francis | April 21st, 2025 | 88 |
| 9 | Valentino Garavani | Alive | 93 |
| 8 | Giorgio Armani | Alive | ? |
| 7 | Brigitte Bardot | Alive | 91 |
| 6 | Sophia Loren | Alive | ? |
| 5 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
| 4 | Tenzin Gyatso | Alive | ? |
| 3 | George Soros | Alive | 95 |
| 2 | Rupert Murdoch | Alive | 94 |
| 1 | Noam Chomsky | Alive | ? |
| 10 points | 1 hit |
Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014