This list was submitted by Joker on Sunday, December 31st, 2023 at 9:19 PM PST for The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
9 | Alan Greenspan | Alive | 99 |
8 | Marv Levy | Alive | 99 |
7 | Shannen Doherty | July 13th, 2024 | 53 |
6 | Eva Saint | Alive | ? |
5 | Bob Newhart | July 18th, 2024 | 94 |
4 | Buzz Aldrin | Alive | 95 |
3 | Glynis Johns | January 4th, 2024 | 100 |
2 | Robert Wagner | Alive | 95 |
1 | Joanne Woodward | Alive | ? |
25 points | 4 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998