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This list was submitted by Joker on Sunday, December 31st, 2023 at 9:19 PM PST for The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jimmy Carter December 29th, 2024100
9Alan GreenspanAlive99
8Marv LevyAlive99
7Shannen Doherty July 13th, 202453
6Eva SaintAlive?
5Bob Newhart July 18th, 202494
4Buzz AldrinAlive95
3Glynis Johns January 4th, 2024100
2Robert WagnerAlive95
1Joanne WoodwardAlive?
25 points 4 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998