This list was submitted by firewife4life on Sunday, December 31st, 2023 at 8:50 PM PST for The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 99 |
9 | William Shatner | Alive | 94 |
8 | Willie Nelson | Alive | ? |
7 | Sophia Loren | Alive | ? |
6 | Eva Saint | Alive | ? |
5 | Alan Greenspan | Alive | 99 |
4 | Berry Gordy | Alive | ? |
3 | Yoko Ono | Alive | 92 |
2 | Estelle Parsons | Alive | ? |
1 | David Attenborough | Alive | 99 |
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Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003