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This list was submitted by firewife4life on Sunday, December 31st, 2023 at 8:50 PM PST for The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Dick Van DykeAlive99
9William ShatnerAlive94
8Willie NelsonAlive?
7Sophia LorenAlive?
6Eva SaintAlive?
5Alan GreenspanAlive99
4Berry GordyAlive?
3Yoko OnoAlive92
2Estelle ParsonsAlive?
1David AttenboroughAlive99
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Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003