This list was submitted by Princess Tessa on Sunday, December 31st, 2023 at 7:26 PM PST for The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
This list is in the JustTakeItAllOut Boneyard.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
9 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 99 |
8 | David Attenborough | Alive | 99 |
7 | Mel Brooks | Alive | 98 |
6 | Gene Shalit | Alive | 99 |
5 | Buzz Aldrin | Alive | 95 |
4 | Pending Fame Committee Review | ||
3 | Alan Greenspan | Alive | 99 |
2 | Bill Cosby | Alive | 87 |
1 | Michael J. Fox | Alive | 63 |
10 points | 1 hit |
The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.
(d) November 5th, 2000