This list was submitted by sleddog on Sunday, December 31st, 2023 at 1:55 PM PST for The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
9 | Billy Connolly | Alive | 82 |
8 | Val Kilmer | Alive | 65 |
7 | Maggie Smith | September 27th, 2024 | 89 |
6 | Bill Cosby | Alive | 87 |
5 | Andy Dick | Alive | 59 |
4 | Ozzy Osbourne | Alive | 76 |
3 | Keith Richards | Alive | 81 |
2 | Mick Mars | Alive | 73 |
1 | Dick Vitale | Alive | ? |
17 points | 2 hits |
There once was a poet named Corso
who had a bad gland in his torso.
But, before cancer nailed him,
beat critics once hailed him
as, like, Kerouac, only more so.
(d) January 17th, 2001