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The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Death March

Submitted by 1BCeltics on December 30, 2023.

Score
3hits so far
22tiebreaker points
Paidin the game

The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 Jimmy Carter hitDec 29, 2024 Dec 29, 2024 100
9 Glynis Johns hitJan 4, 2024 Jan 4, 2024 100
8 Alan GreenspanJun 22, 2026 Jun 22, 2026 100
7 Gene ShalitJun 12, 2026 Jun 12, 2026 100
6 David AttenboroughAlive Alive 100
5 Joanne WoodwardAlive Alive ?
4 June LockhartOct 23, 2025 Oct 23, 2025 100
3 Roger Corman hitMay 9, 2024 May 9, 2024 98
2 Marv LevyAlive Alive 101
1 Shecky GreeneDec 31, 2023 Dec 31, 2023 97

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 2003

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'