This list was submitted by Wonderbooty911 on Saturday, December 30th, 2023 at 8:34 PM PST for The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Pending Fame Committee Review | ||
| 9 | Celine Dion | Alive | 56 |
| 8 | Dick Cheney | Alive | 83 |
| 7 | Ozzy Osbourne | Alive | 76 |
| 6 | Bill Clinton | Alive | ? |
| 5 | Dan Rather | Alive | ? |
| 4 | Bill Cosby | Alive | 87 |
| 3 | Richard Simmons | July 13th, 2024 | 76 |
| 2 | Pending Fame Committee Review | ||
| 1 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
| 4 points | 2 hits | ||
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021