This list was submitted by Dragonfly96 on Friday, December 22nd, 2023 at 2:30 AM PST for The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Eddie Vedder | Alive | 59 |
9 | Yakov Smirnoff | Alive | 73 |
8 | Kevin Federline | Alive | ? |
7 | Tiger Woods | Alive | 48 |
6 | Louise Lasser | Alive | ? |
5 | Roger Corman | Alive | ? |
4 | Bashar al-Assad | Alive | 58 |
3 | Tracy Morgan | Alive | 55 |
2 | Gerard Depardieu | Alive | ? |
1 | Bob Weinstein | Alive | ? |
0 points | 0 hits |
The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.
(d) November 5th, 2000