This list was submitted by Jackalope_Ghost on Saturday, December 31st, 2022 at 11:18 AM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
This list is in the 2023 - Death to the Pious Boneyard.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
9 | Ted Kaczynski | June 10th, 2023 | ? |
8 | Al Jaffee | April 10th, 2023 | 102 |
7 | Henry Kissinger | November 29th, 2023 | 100 |
6 | Shannen Doherty | July 13th, 2024 | 53 |
5 | Val Kilmer | April 1st, 2025 | 65 |
4 | Toby Keith | February 6th, 2024 | 62 |
3 | Tom Brokaw | Alive | 85 |
2 | David Lee Roth | Alive | 69 |
1 | Shane MacGowan | November 30th, 2023 | 65 |
25 points | 4 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998