This list was submitted by GanefManx on Saturday, December 31st, 2022 at 9:00 AM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Jimmy Carter | Alive | 99 |
9 | Norman Lear | Alive | ? |
8 | Keith Richards | Alive | 79 |
7 | Henry Kissinger | November 29th, 2023 | 100 |
6 | Bob Barker | August 26th, 2023 | 99 |
5 | June Lockhart | Alive | ? |
4 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 97 |
3 | Gene Shalit | Alive | 97 |
2 | Alan Greenspan | Alive | 97 |
1 | Shecky Greene | Alive | ? |
13 points | 2 hits |
Conspiracy theorists are already working to connect the dots between Susan (who onced played Anne Frank on Broadway), her acting coach father Lee (a known Communist and a pretty creepy little guy), her close friend and occasional lesbian partner Marilyn (who was personally murdered by JFK), and Bill Clinton.
(d) January 21st, 1999