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This list was submitted by SafeList on Friday, December 30th, 2022 at 3:38 PM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
9William DanielsAlive?
8Joan KennedyAlive?
7Kim NovakAlive92
6Burt Bacharach February 8th, 202394
5Pope Benedict XVIDecember 31st, 202295
4Barbara EdenAlive?
3Harry Belafonte April 25th, 202396
2Dick Van DykeAlive100
1Estelle ParsonsAlive?
9 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002