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This list was submitted by Dead Person Specialist, E on Friday, December 30th, 2022 at 2:44 PM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Pope Benedict XVIDecember 31st, 202295
9Mahmoud AbbasAlive?
8Henry Kissinger November 29th, 2023100
7Emperor AkihitoAlive?
6Hal LindenAlive?
5David AttenboroughAlive97
4Jimmy CarterAlive99
3Al Jaffee April 10th, 2023102
2Bob Barker August 26th, 202399
1Jules FeifferAlive95
13 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014