IGNATIUS'S RUBBER GLOVE VOLUME 2

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This list was submitted by Ignatius' Rubber Glove on Thursday, December 29th, 2022 at 5:17 PM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Henry Kissinger November 29th, 2023100
9Shannen DohertyJuly 13th, 202453
8Willie NelsonAlive?
7Gina Lollobrigida January 16th, 202395
6Ozzy OsbourneJuly 22nd, 202576
5Van MorrisonAlive?
4Jaye MorganAlive93
3Steven TylerAlive77
2Willie MaysJune 18th, 202493
1SlashAlive60
17 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013