This list was submitted by Ignatius' Rubber Glove on Thursday, December 29th, 2022 at 5:17 PM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Henry Kissinger | November 29th, 2023 | 100 |
| 9 | Shannen Doherty | July 13th, 2024 | 53 |
| 8 | Willie Nelson | Alive | ? |
| 7 | Gina Lollobrigida | January 16th, 2023 | 95 |
| 6 | Ozzy Osbourne | July 22nd, 2025 | 76 |
| 5 | Van Morrison | Alive | ? |
| 4 | Jaye Morgan | Alive | 93 |
| 3 | Steven Tyler | Alive | 77 |
| 2 | Willie Mays | June 18th, 2024 | 93 |
| 1 | Slash | Alive | 60 |
| 17 points | 2 hits |
"Andromeda Strain" is actually the medical term for the process by which Mr. Crichton's bowels and colon would work in conjunction to produce a "novel."
(d) November 4th, 2008