This list was submitted by I am the dark one on Tuesday, December 27th, 2022 at 7:01 AM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Bob Barker | August 26th, 2023 | 99 |
| 9 | Bobby Orr | Alive | 78 |
| 8 | Michael J. Fox | Alive | 65 |
| 7 | Billy Dee Williams | Alive | 89 |
| 6 | Joe Biden | Alive | ? |
| 5 | Margaret Atwood | Alive | ? |
| 4 | Bill Cosby | Alive | 89 |
| 3 | Macaulay Culkin | Alive | 45 |
| 2 | Jack Osbourne | Alive | ? |
| 1 | Ozzy Osbourne | July 22nd, 2025 | 76 |
| 10 points | 1 hit |
Hats Off, kids, it's The Day Of Reckoning for The Big Red One. Put The Crimson Kimono on ol' White Dog, he's just a Dead Pigeon On Beethoven Street, a.k.a. the Street Of No Return. Yep, It Happened In Hollywood, and now The Baron Of Arizona, one of The Meanest Men In The West, has changed his address to Underworld USA. Like, Verboten!, if you catch our drift.
(d) October 30th, 1997