Kick The Bucket List 5: BA.5

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This list was submitted by Kick The Bucket List on Sunday, July 31st, 2022 at 9:47 PM PDT for The August 2022 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Al Jaffee April 10th, 2023102
9Glynis JohnsJanuary 4th, 2024100
8Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
7Norman LearDecember 5th, 2023?
6Tony BennettJuly 21st, 202396
5Olivia Newton-John August 8th, 202273
4Queen Elizabeth II September 8th, 202296
3Alan GreenspanAlive99
2Pending Fame Committee Review 
1Emperor AkihitoAlive?
19 points 3 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998