This list was submitted by Vadnelly Voodoos on Saturday, January 1st, 2022 at 11:59 AM PST for The February 2022 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Gordon Sumner | Alive | ? |
| 9 | Andy Pettitte | Alive | ? |
| 8 | Webster Hubbell | Alive | ? |
| 7 | Edie Falco | Alive | ? |
| 6 | Orrin Hatch | April 23rd, 2022 | 88 |
| 5 | Daryl Hall | Alive | ? |
| 4 | Kelly Bakst | Alive | 59 |
| 3 | Tony Stewart | Alive | ? |
| 2 | Robert Wagner | Alive | 95 |
| 1 | Dwight Gooden | Alive | ? |
| 6 points | 1 hit |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003