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This list was submitted by MarkMx on Friday, December 31st, 2021 at 2:02 PM PST for The 2022 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
9Roger Angell May 20th, 2022101
8Olivia Newton-John August 8th, 202273
7Shannen DohertyJuly 13th, 202453
6Gene ShalitAlive99
5Val KilmerApril 1st, 202565
4June LockhartAlive?
3Angela Lansbury October 11th, 202296
2Larry Storch July 8th, 202299
1Tony BennettJuly 21st, 202396
22 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021