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This list was submitted by tkdmel on Thursday, December 30th, 2021 at 11:27 PM PST for The 2022 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Joanne WoodwardAlive?
9Shannen DohertyJuly 13th, 202453
8Al JaffeeApril 10th, 2023102
7Olivia Newton-John August 8th, 202273
6Tony BennettJuly 21st, 202396
5Harry BelafonteApril 25th, 202396
4Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
3Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
2Roger Angell May 20th, 2022101
1Henry KissingerNovember 29th, 2023100
9 points 2 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998