This list was submitted by tkdmel on Thursday, December 30th, 2021 at 11:27 PM PST for The 2022 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Joanne Woodward | Alive | ? |
| 9 | Shannen Doherty | July 13th, 2024 | 53 |
| 8 | Al Jaffee | April 10th, 2023 | 102 |
| 7 | Olivia Newton-John | August 8th, 2022 | 73 |
| 6 | Tony Bennett | July 21st, 2023 | 96 |
| 5 | Harry Belafonte | April 25th, 2023 | 96 |
| 4 | Bob Barker | August 26th, 2023 | 99 |
| 3 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
| 2 | Roger Angell | May 20th, 2022 | 101 |
| 1 | Henry Kissinger | November 29th, 2023 | 100 |
| 9 points | 2 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998