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This list was submitted by mauro on Saturday, December 18th, 2021 at 10:05 AM PST for The 2022 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Valentino GaravaniAlive93
9Gina LollobrigidaJanuary 16th, 202395
8Henry KissingerNovember 29th, 2023100
7Pope Benedict XVI December 31st, 202295
6Giorgio ArmaniAlive?
5Sophia LorenAlive?
4Queen Elizabeth II September 8th, 202296
3Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
2Ethel KennedyOctober 10th, 202496
1Harry BelafonteApril 25th, 202396
4 points 1 hit 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998