Albrecht Says Die 3!!!!!

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This list was submitted by Albrecht on Monday, December 13th, 2021 at 12:46 PM PST for The 2022 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10William ShatnerAlive93
9Dick Van DykeAlive99
8Michael BloombergAlive83
7George TakeiAlive87
6Michael CaineAlive91
5Clint EastwoodAlive94
4Dionne WarwickAlive84
3Liza MinnelliAlive78
2June LockhartAlive?
1Mick JaggerAlive81
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Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014