This list was submitted by Anarchy and a biscuit on Thursday, December 31st, 2020 at 8:54 PM PST for The 2021 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Rush Limbaugh | February 17th, 2021 | 70 |
9 | Walter Mondale | April 19th, 2021 | 93 |
8 | Pending Fame Committee Review | ||
7 | Leon Spinks | February 5th, 2021 | 67 |
6 | Cloris Leachman | January 27th, 2021 | 94 |
5 | Eva Saint | Alive | ? |
4 | Harry Reid | December 28th, 2021 | 82 |
3 | Beverly Cleary | March 25th, 2021 | 104 |
2 | Imelda Marcos | Alive | ? |
1 | Kim Jong-un | Alive | 41 |
39 points | 6 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021