This list was submitted by Mr Bungle on Thursday, December 31st, 2020 at 2:51 PM PST for The 2021 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Tommy Lasorda | January 7th, 2021 | 93 |
9 | Bob Dole | December 5th, 2021 | 98 |
8 | George Shultz | February 6th, 2021 | 100 |
7 | John Astin | Alive | ? |
6 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
5 | Walter Mondale | April 19th, 2021 | 93 |
4 | Larry Storch | July 8th, 2022 | 99 |
3 | John Daly | Alive | 59 |
2 | Cloris Leachman | January 27th, 2021 | 94 |
1 | Betty White | December 31st, 2021 | 99 |
34 points | 5 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998