This list was submitted by Altois on Thursday, December 31st, 2020 at 11:53 AM PST for The 2021 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Betty White | December 31st, 2021 | 99 |
| 9 | John Madden | December 28th, 2021 | 85 |
| 8 | Oprah Winfrey | Alive | 71 |
| 7 | Queen Elizabeth II | September 8th, 2022 | 96 |
| 6 | Burt Ward | Alive | ? |
| 5 | Kathy Bates | Alive | ? |
| 4 | Mitch McConnell | Alive | ? |
| 3 | Pending Fame Committee Review | ||
| 2 | Bill Clinton | Alive | ? |
| 1 | Pending Fame Committee Review | ||
| 9 points | 1 hit | ||
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021