Satan's Butt Plug

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This list was submitted by Lucifer's Marionette on Monday, December 28th, 2020 at 8:18 PM PST for The 2021 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
9Henry KissingerNovember 29th, 2023100
8Cicely Tyson January 28th, 202196
7Walter Mondale April 19th, 202193
6Prince Philip April 9th, 202199
5Mikhail GorbachevAugust 30th, 202291
4Silvio BerlusconiAlive?
3Larry StorchJuly 8th, 202299
2Mel BrooksAlive99
1Bob NewhartJuly 18th, 202494
21 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The assassination of the Israeli Prime Minister at the hands of a young zealot — during a peace rally, no less — is yet another painful chapter in the seemingly never-ending religious conflict. Could it be that the coffee in the Middle East has entirely too much caffeine?

(d) November 4th, 1995