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Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Katharine Hepburn	June 29th, 2003	96
9	Bob Hope	July 27th, 2003	100
8	Boris Yeltsin	April 23rd, 2007	76
7	Johnny Cash	September 12th, 2003	71
6	Johnny Carson	January 23rd, 2005	79
5	Allen Funt	September 5th, 1999	84
4	Billy Barty	December 23rd, 2000	76
3	Buddy Ebsen	July 6th, 2003	95
2	Tom Landry	February 12th, 2000	75
1	Milton Berle	March 27th, 2002	93
5 points		1 hit

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He had a pretty amazing career, with the exception being that his last film was Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps. Did you see THAT piece of crap? Oh man. Yeah - Michael Douglas was good, and even Shia LaBeouf was passable (and we usually hate him), but the story was just idiotic. Plot twists, weird visions, and a female lead who might as well have not even been there. The ending? Oh man. We've never seen anything so dumb in our lives. How does this sort of thing happen anyway? Doesn't anyone in Hollywood have the BALLS to stand up and say "Hey! Wall Street was great, but it doesn't NEED a sequel! Get your head out of your ass!"? Of course they don't. Because art in Hollywood is dead, and it's just all about money now. It's sad. It really is. Oh yeah. Eli's dead too.

(d) June 24th, 2014