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This list was submitted by Rastafarian Mormon on Tuesday, December 31st, 2019 at 10:07 PM PST for The 2020 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the 2020 The Reaper Cometh for Bullies Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Roberta McCain October 12th, 2020108
9Prince WilliamAlive?
8Michael WalshAlive?
7Alex Trebek November 8th, 202080
6Hugh Downs July 1st, 202099
5Vera Lynn June 18th, 2020103
4Hal HolbrookJanuary 23rd, 202195
3Beverly ClearyMarch 25th, 2021104
2Norman LearDecember 5th, 2023?
1Henry KissingerNovember 29th, 2023100
28 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021