This list was submitted by Rastafarian Mormon on Tuesday, December 31st, 2019 at 10:07 PM PST for The 2020 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
This list is in the 2020 The Reaper Cometh for Bullies Boneyard.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Roberta McCain | October 12th, 2020 | 108 |
9 | Prince William | Alive | ? |
8 | Michael Walsh | Alive | ? |
7 | Alex Trebek | November 8th, 2020 | 80 |
6 | Hugh Downs | July 1st, 2020 | 99 |
5 | Vera Lynn | June 18th, 2020 | 103 |
4 | Hal Holbrook | January 23rd, 2021 | 95 |
3 | Beverly Cleary | March 25th, 2021 | 104 |
2 | Norman Lear | December 5th, 2023 | ? |
1 | Henry Kissinger | November 29th, 2023 | 100 |
28 points | 4 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021