This list was submitted by anarchess on Tuesday, December 31st, 2019 at 7:35 PM PST for The 2020 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 9 | Prince Philip | April 9th, 2021 | 99 |
| 8 | Bob Dole | December 5th, 2021 | 98 |
| 7 | Roberta McCain | October 12th, 2020 | 108 |
| 6 | Larry Storch | July 8th, 2022 | 99 |
| 5 | Tippi Hedren | Alive | 96 |
| 4 | Joni Mitchell | Alive | ? |
| 3 | Sumner Redstone | August 11th, 2020 | 97 |
| 2 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
| 1 | Sean Connery | October 31st, 2020 | 90 |
| 21 points | 4 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998