The 2020 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Niche Way Did They Go

Submitted by Uncle Stiffy on December 31, 2019.

Score

4hits so far

19tiebreaker points

Paidin the game

The picks

Pts	Celebrity	Died	Age
10	Jimmy CarterDec 29, 2024	Dec 29, 2024	100
9	Teri GarrOct 29, 2024	Oct 29, 2024	79
8	Prince PhilipApr 9, 2021	Apr 9, 2021	99
7	Kirk Douglas hitFeb 5, 2020	Feb 5, 2020	103
6	Vera Lynn hitJun 18, 2020	Jun 18, 2020	103
5	Roberta McCain hitOct 12, 2020	Oct 12, 2020	108
4	Bob DoleDec 5, 2021	Dec 5, 2021	98
3	Bob BarkerAug 26, 2023	Aug 26, 2023	99
2	Betty WhiteDec 31, 2021	Dec 31, 2021	99
1	Olivia de Havilland hitJul 26, 2020	Jul 26, 2020	104

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 1999

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!