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This list was submitted by USER00809 on Monday, December 30th, 2019 at 6:13 PM PST for The 2020 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Roger AngellMay 20th, 2022101
9Kirk Douglas February 5th, 2020103
8Olivia de Havilland July 26th, 2020104
7Larry King January 23rd, 202187
6Norman LearDecember 5th, 2023?
5Roberta McCain October 12th, 2020108
4Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
3Linda RonstadtAlive79
2Tony BennettJuly 21st, 202396
1Ed AsnerAugust 29th, 202191
22 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003