Random Future Corpses

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This list was submitted by darianwiccan on Monday, December 30th, 2019 at 9:13 AM PST for The 2020 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Gordon LightfootMay 1st, 202384
9David AttenboroughAlive99
8Loretta LynnOctober 4th, 202288
7Sean Connery October 31st, 202090
6Barbara WaltersDecember 30th, 202293
5Cloris LeachmanJanuary 27th, 202194
4William DanielsAlive?
3Bob NewhartJuly 18th, 202494
2Carl Reiner June 29th, 202098
1June LockhartAlive?
9 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Time relentlessly changes all, including our heroes and the way we perceive them, and so, perhaps it's no surprise that these days, you almost never hear fans chant the familiar, sing-song cry "There's no penis hotter than ol' Enos Slaughter."

(d) August 12th, 2002