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This list was submitted by sictransit on Monday, December 31st, 2018 at 8:35 PM PST for The 2019 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
9Herman Wouk May 18th, 2019103
8Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
7Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
6Roberta McCainOctober 12th, 2020108
5Carol Channing January 15th, 201997
4Vera LynnJune 18th, 2020103
3Doris Day May 13th, 201997
2Beverly ClearyMarch 25th, 2021104
1Roger AngellMay 20th, 2022101
17 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003