Get'm Out Of Here

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This list was submitted by VaGentry on Monday, December 31st, 2018 at 5:14 PM PST for The 2019 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10David Koch August 23rd, 201979
9Robert Mugabe September 5th, 201995
8Roberta McCainOctober 12th, 2020108
7Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
6Ruth Bader GinsburgSeptember 18th, 202087
5Larry King January 23rd, 202187
4Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
3Vera LynnJune 18th, 2020103
2Heather LocklearAlive64
1Herman Wouk May 18th, 2019103
20 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998