Beth knows old people

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This list was submitted by Rastafarian Mormon on Monday, December 31st, 2018 at 3:53 PM PST for The 2019 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the 2019 I Pity the Fool ! Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Barbara WaltersDecember 30th, 202293
9Herman Wouk May 18th, 2019103
8Le Duc Anh April 22nd, 201998
7Roberta McCainOctober 12th, 2020108
6Carol Channing January 15th, 201997
5Doris Day May 13th, 201997
4Willard ScottSeptember 4th, 202187
3Regis PhilbinJuly 24th, 202088
2David AttenboroughAlive99
1Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
28 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002