Pushing up Daisies

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This list was submitted by Going, Going, Gone! on Monday, December 31st, 2018 at 2:46 PM PST for The 2019 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the You sickos m f'ers from Oregone Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
9Herman Wouk May 18th, 2019103
8Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
7Bart Starr May 26th, 201985
6Pending Fame Committee Review 
5Willie WoodAlive?
4Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
3Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
2Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
1Robert Mugabe September 5th, 201995
17 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021