This list was submitted by laptoplg on Monday, December 31st, 2018 at 1:27 PM PST for The 2019 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Jimmie Walker | Alive | 77 |
9 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
8 | Jimmy Swaggart | Alive | 90 |
7 | Javier de Cuellar | March 4th, 2020 | 100 |
6 | Doris Day | May 13th, 2019 | 97 |
5 | John Paul Stevens | July 16th, 2019 | 99 |
4 | John Madden | December 28th, 2021 | 85 |
3 | Johnny Mathis | Alive | ? |
2 | John Bobbitt | Alive | ? |
1 | John Astin | Alive | ? |
11 points | 2 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003