Killer Advocate - are you kidding?

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This list was submitted by laptoplg on Monday, December 31st, 2018 at 1:27 PM PST for The 2019 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jimmie WalkerAlive77
9Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
8Jimmy SwaggartAlive90
7Javier de CuellarMarch 4th, 2020100
6Doris Day May 13th, 201997
5John Paul Stevens July 16th, 201999
4John MaddenDecember 28th, 202185
3Johnny MathisAlive?
2John BobbittAlive?
1John AstinAlive?
11 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003