This list was submitted by SirJacob on Sunday, December 31st, 2017 at 9:57 PM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Noam Chomsky | Alive | ? |
| 9 | Pending Fame Committee Review | ||
| 8 | Harvey Weinstein | Alive | ? |
| 7 | John McCain | August 25th, 2018 | 81 |
| 6 | Richard Dreyfuss | Alive | 78 |
| 5 | Bill Murray | Alive | ? |
| 4 | Artie Lange | Alive | 58 |
| 3 | Ozzy Osbourne | July 22nd, 2025 | 76 |
| 2 | Tom Brokaw | Alive | 86 |
| 1 | Queen Elizabeth II | September 8th, 2022 | 96 |
| 7 points | 1 hit | ||
You ever seem to have one of those days where it just seems like everybody's gettin' on your case, from your teacher all the way down to your best girlfriend? Well, you know, Cub used to have 'em just about all the time. But he found a way to get out of it.
(d) July 1st, 2000