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This list was submitted by Maryjo80 on Sunday, December 31st, 2017 at 11:31 AM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Roberta McCainOctober 12th, 2020108
9Hal HolbrookJanuary 23rd, 202195
8George H.W. Bush November 30th, 201894
7Tim ConwayMay 14th, 201985
6Tim CurryAlive?
5Jerry Lee LewisOctober 28th, 202287
4Joe Jackson (Michaels Dad) June 27th, 201889
3Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
2Stephen Hawking March 13th, 201876
1Alan GreenspanAlive100
14 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003