This list was submitted by BONKED on Saturday, December 30th, 2017 at 8:58 AM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | John McCain | August 25th, 2018 | 81 |
| 9 | Burt Reynolds | September 6th, 2018 | 82 |
| 8 | Jack Nicholson | Alive | 88 |
| 7 | Tommy Lasorda | January 7th, 2021 | 93 |
| 6 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 5 | Herman Wouk | May 18th, 2019 | 103 |
| 4 | Tom Brokaw | Alive | 85 |
| 3 | Val Kilmer | April 1st, 2025 | 65 |
| 2 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
| 1 | Willie Nelson | Alive | ? |
| 21 points | 3 hits |
Time relentlessly changes all, including our heroes and the way we perceive them, and so, perhaps it's no surprise that these days, you almost never hear fans chant the familiar, sing-song cry "There's no penis hotter than ol' Enos Slaughter."
(d) August 12th, 2002