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This list was submitted by dpj0122 on Friday, December 29th, 2017 at 5:05 AM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Maria ShriverAlive?
9Charles GrodinMay 18th, 202186
8John Paul StevensJuly 16th, 201999
7Geraldo RiveraAlive?
6Toby KeithFebruary 6th, 202462
5Avril LavigneAlive41
4Roberta McCainOctober 12th, 2020108
3Ruth Bader GinsburgSeptember 18th, 202087
2James CarvilleAlive?
1Herb StempelApril 7th, 202093
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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998