This list was submitted by dpj0122 on Friday, December 29th, 2017 at 5:05 AM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Maria Shriver | Alive | ? |
| 9 | Charles Grodin | May 18th, 2021 | 86 |
| 8 | John Paul Stevens | July 16th, 2019 | 99 |
| 7 | Geraldo Rivera | Alive | ? |
| 6 | Toby Keith | February 6th, 2024 | 62 |
| 5 | Avril Lavigne | Alive | 41 |
| 4 | Roberta McCain | October 12th, 2020 | 108 |
| 3 | Ruth Bader Ginsburg | September 18th, 2020 | 87 |
| 2 | James Carville | Alive | ? |
| 1 | Herb Stempel | April 7th, 2020 | 93 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998