Oldies but Goodies

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This list was submitted by Roquefort on Monday, December 25th, 2017 at 11:25 PM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the More Cut Cheese Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10David AttenboroughAlive98
9Tony BennettJuly 21st, 202396
8Charles Van DorenApril 9th, 201993
7Gene ShalitAlive98
6Harry BelafonteApril 25th, 202396
5Sidney PoitierJanuary 6th, 202294
4Vin ScullyAugust 2nd, 202294
3Pope Benedict XVIDecember 31st, 202295
2William PerryAlive96
1Dick HymanAlive97
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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998