The Political End

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This list was submitted by NVRGVUP on Wednesday, December 13th, 2017 at 2:11 PM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10George H.W. Bush November 30th, 201894
9Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
8Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
7Bill ClintonAlive?
6Hillary ClintonAlive77
5Pat BuchananAlive86
4Walter MondaleApril 19th, 202193
3John McCain August 25th, 201881
2Mikhail GorbachevAugust 30th, 202291
1Ruth Bader GinsburgSeptember 18th, 202087
13 points 2 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998