All of the good ones are taken

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This list was submitted by missmartha on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 8:45 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
9Bill RussellJuly 31st, 202288
8Doris Day May 13th, 201997
7Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
6Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
5Liza MinnelliAlive80
4Angela LansburyOctober 11th, 202296
3Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
2Don Rickles April 6th, 201790
1Herman WoukMay 18th, 2019103
2 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014