This list was submitted by Bison on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 5:52 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Joe Jackson (Michaels Dad) | June 27th, 2018 | 89 |
| 9 | Monty Hall | September 30th, 2017 | 96 |
| 8 | Queen Elizabeth II | September 8th, 2022 | 96 |
| 7 | Artie Lange | Alive | 58 |
| 6 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
| 5 | Fats Domino | October 24th, 2017 | 89 |
| 4 | Henry Kissinger | November 29th, 2023 | 100 |
| 3 | Ozzy Osbourne | July 22nd, 2025 | 76 |
| 2 | Carl Reiner | June 29th, 2020 | 98 |
| 1 | Carol Channing | January 15th, 2019 | 97 |
| 14 points | 2 hits |
Hats Off, kids, it's The Day Of Reckoning for The Big Red One. Put The Crimson Kimono on ol' White Dog, he's just a Dead Pigeon On Beethoven Street, a.k.a. the Street Of No Return. Yep, It Happened In Hollywood, and now The Baron Of Arizona, one of The Meanest Men In The West, has changed his address to Underworld USA. Like, Verboten!, if you catch our drift.
(d) October 30th, 1997