slippery when dead II — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by corq on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 5:09 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Drew Peterson	Alive	71
9	Henry Kissinger	November 29th, 2023	100
8	Emperor Akihito	Alive	?
7	Dick Cheney	Alive	84
6	Whitey Bulger	October 30th, 2018	89
5	David Duke	Alive	?
4	Jimmy Carter	December 29th, 2024	100
3	Doris Day	May 13th, 2019	97
2	Bob Dole	December 5th, 2021	98
1	Chuck Yeager	December 7th, 2020	97
0 points		0 hits

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After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002