2017 Horizontals

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This list was submitted by USER02575 on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 4:54 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
9Hugh Hefner September 27th, 201791
8Loretta LynnOctober 4th, 202288
7Michael J. FoxAlive63
6Lil WayneAlive42
5Willie MaysJune 18th, 202493
4Marianne FaithfulAlive?
3Tom CruiseAlive62
2Sharon StoneAlive67
1Montel WilliamsAlive?
9 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002