FALLING STARS

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This list was submitted by Nick ‘n Beth on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 3:02 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Cloris LeachmanJanuary 27th, 202194
9Hugh Hefner September 27th, 201791
8Jerry Lee LewisOctober 28th, 202287
7Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
6Chuck Berry March 18th, 201790
5Harry Dean Stanton September 15th, 201791
4David AttenboroughAlive97
3Mel BrooksAlive97
2Don Rickles April 6th, 201790
1Harry BelafonteApril 25th, 202396
22 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013