FALLING STARS

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This list was submitted by Nick ‘n Beth on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 3:02 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Cloris LeachmanJanuary 27th, 202194
9Hugh Hefner September 27th, 201791
8Jerry Lee LewisOctober 28th, 202287
7Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
6Chuck Berry March 18th, 201790
5Harry Dean Stanton September 15th, 201791
4David AttenboroughAlive99
3Mel BrooksAlive99
2Don Rickles April 6th, 201790
1Harry BelafonteApril 25th, 202396
22 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003